I’ve Updated The Comedian’s Guide to Freelance Writing

Check out the new version here. It includes expanded information about pitching, sending blind emails to potential employers, leaving the house, and dealing with commenters.

Some Things I’ve Done Recently, September 2016 Edition

A few food and humor history articles:

The most important DANCING FAKE HAND video you will see today (and probably most days):

Writing some cards for Someecards:

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Please Enjoy My Personal Brand Statement

Deal With It

I made a GIF video, guys. Deal with it.

1o Things I Learned When I Wore Dark Lipstick for 10 Minutes


New humor piece up on Someecards: 10 Things I Learned When I Wore Dark Lipstick for 10 Minutes

An Honest Post From a Seemingly Flawless Lifestyle Blogger


I have a new humor piece up on Someecards: An Honest Post From a Seemingly Flawless Lifestyle Blogger.

Some Things I’ve Been Working On

Realistic fake hand:


Sir Reginald, a motorized top hat:

I also have some exciting writing projects brewing that I can’t discuss quite yet, but they are both INTERESTING and IMMINENT.

This Is Just a Picture of an Elephant With a Human Nose

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I couldn’t find one online, and I think we can all agree that this should exist.

New Glendale Sketch Comedy Show Wednesday

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Because we like to keep you on your toes and/or because we were rescheduled, this month’s show is actually the first Wednesday of the month, paired with Nephew. I have a few sketches in this one, including something called “Futility Party” that I am very excited about.

Wednesday, February 3 at 8:30 pm
UCB Sunset

Tickets available here!

New Sketch for The Fine Brothers: PsychoPATHZ

YouTube powerhouses/funny gentlemen The Fine Brothers produced this sketch I wrote.