Please Enjoy My Personal Brand Statement

Deal With It

I made a GIF video, guys. Deal with it.

1o Things I Learned When I Wore Dark Lipstick for 10 Minutes


New humor piece up on Someecards: 10 Things I Learned When I Wore Dark Lipstick for 10 Minutes

An Honest Post From a Seemingly Flawless Lifestyle Blogger


I have a new humor piece up on Someecards: An Honest Post From a Seemingly Flawless Lifestyle Blogger.

Some Things I’ve Been Working On

Realistic fake hand:


Sir Reginald, a motorized top hat:

I also have some exciting writing projects brewing that I can’t discuss quite yet, but they are both INTERESTING and IMMINENT.

This Is Just a Picture of an Elephant With a Human Nose

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I couldn’t find one online, and I think we can all agree that this should exist.

New Glendale Sketch Comedy Show Wednesday

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Because we like to keep you on your toes and/or because we were rescheduled, this month’s show is actually the first Wednesday of the month, paired with Nephew. I have a few sketches in this one, including something called “Futility Party” that I am very excited about.

Wednesday, February 3 at 8:30 pm
UCB Sunset

Tickets available here!

New Sketch for The Fine Brothers: PsychoPATHZ

YouTube powerhouses/funny gentlemen The Fine Brothers produced this sketch I wrote.

New Section of My Nerdist Sketch Writing Class Starts Monday

There are still a couple of spots left in my sketch writing class at The Nerdist School. It’s a level one class, but we cover material and do exercises that are helpful no matter where you are in your sketch-writing career. Sign up here!

Two Sketch Comedy Shows in LA This Week, Plus New Writing

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I have not one, but TWO Glendale sketch comedy shows at UCBLA this week: Wednesday, July 7 and Saturday, July 12. Both shows are at UCB Sunset, and both have some weird, physical, absurd, and dark stuff. I encourage you to attend!

Also, here are some original humor pieces and old joke round-ups I’ve done for someecards recently:


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