This piece that was actually inspired by a Q&A where the male moderator made a point of saying “Let’s choose questions from some WOMEN,” but then proceeded to let a dude in the audience steamroll over a woman who was trying to ask a question.
Hello, 2018. Here are a few things I’ve done recently:
McSweeney’s: The Five Insufferable People You Will Meet in 2018
I have a humor piece up on The New Yorker‘s Daily Shouts today: Caring for Your New Office Woman.
MEL Magazine: Nutsack Holders to Cure Your Anxiety
On late 1800s and early 1900s cures for male nervousness. Features testicular suspensors and goats that could live forever.
McSweeney’s: The One Thing You Need to Do for Success, According to the White Man Writing This Article on Medium
Because we can’t all be Tim Ferriss, but some dudes sure like to try.
And finally, Mr. Josiah P Boneman would like to send you his love:
The Delightfully Disturbing Holiday Displays of Yesteryear: Complete with murder Santa!
Watching Someone Get Hit in the Nuts Has Always United Humanity: On the history of bloopers and books with “boner” in the title.
A Friendly Reminder to Pay for the Things You Care About: The problem with free*
Why Are Thanksgiving Leftovers the Only Acceptable Leftovers? With a reminder of how soulless Dagwood’s eyes are.
16th Century Meat Carvers Were Way Ahead of Your Uncle Walter: A history of men and meat carving.
Also, please enjoy this bonus list:
E-Juice Flavor for Vaping or Deer Attractant for Hunters?
1. Apple Swig Liquid
2. Triumph Line: Colossus
3. Big Worm
4. Tarsal Gland Hot Scrape
5. Sweet Corn Fogger
6. Pecan Pie
7. DUI: Cherry Vanilla
8. Extreme Interest
9. Steamy Nutz
10. Maple Bacon Sin
11. Sugar Beet CRUSH
12. Swamp Donkey Butter
13. Sugar Butt
14. The Milk 2
15. Berry Blow Doe
1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12: Deer Attractant for Hunters
2, 3, 9, 10, 13, 14, 15: E-Juice Flavor
New humor piece up on Someecards: 10 Things I Learned When I Wore Dark Lipstick for 10 Minutes