Delight in My Rejected Sketches at Chopping Block Comedy This Saturday

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The lovely people of Chopping Block Comedy are performing a show full of my rejected sketches this weekend and interviewing me about writin’ stuff. I’m super excited; this is some wonderful weirdness from the past several years that I couldn’t convince anyone else to put on a stage.

Join us!

Saturday, December 17 at 9:30 pm
The Pack Theater
6470 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA
Pay What You Can

I Have New Humor Piece Up on McSweeney’s Today

On McSweeney’s: Are You the Next Rock Star Social Media Manager Who’s Willing to Literally Die for Content?

Also, please enjoy this bonus list:

E-Juice Flavor for Vaping or Deer Attractant for Hunters?

1. Apple Swig Liquid
2. Triumph Line: Colossus
3. Big Worm
4. Tarsal Gland Hot Scrape
5. Sweet Corn Fogger
6. Pecan Pie
7. DUI: Cherry Vanilla
8. Extreme Interest
9. Steamy Nutz
10. Maple Bacon Sin
11. Sugar Beet CRUSH
12. Swamp Donkey Butter
13. Sugar Butt
14. The Milk 2
15. Berry Blow Doe

1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12: Deer Attractant for Hunters
2, 3, 9, 10, 13, 14, 15: E-Juice Flavor
6: Both

Some Things I’ve Done Recently, September 2016 Edition

A few food and humor history articles:

The most important DANCING FAKE HAND video you will see today (and probably most days):

Writing some cards for Someecards:

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