This piece that was actually inspired by a Q&A where the male moderator made a point of saying “Let’s choose questions from some WOMEN,” but then proceeded to let a dude in the audience steamroll over a woman who was trying to ask a question.
Hello, 2018. Here are a few things I’ve done recently:
McSweeney’s: The Five Insufferable People You Will Meet in 2018
I have a humor piece up on The New Yorker‘s Daily Shouts today: Caring for Your New Office Woman.
MEL Magazine: The Amazing, Lost Men’s Underwear Ads of the Early 1900s
The Delightfully Disturbing Holiday Displays of Yesteryear: Complete with murder Santa!
Watching Someone Get Hit in the Nuts Has Always United Humanity: On the history of bloopers and books with “boner” in the title.
A Friendly Reminder to Pay for the Things You Care About: The problem with free*
Why Are Thanksgiving Leftovers the Only Acceptable Leftovers? With a reminder of how soulless Dagwood’s eyes are.
16th Century Meat Carvers Were Way Ahead of Your Uncle Walter: A history of men and meat carving.
MEL Magazine agreed to publish this ridiculous dream article, and I couldn’t be happier.
Well, I thought I couldn’t be happier, but then I did this:
Also, please enjoy this bonus list:
E-Juice Flavor for Vaping or Deer Attractant for Hunters?
1. Apple Swig Liquid
2. Triumph Line: Colossus
3. Big Worm
4. Tarsal Gland Hot Scrape
5. Sweet Corn Fogger
6. Pecan Pie
7. DUI: Cherry Vanilla
8. Extreme Interest
9. Steamy Nutz
10. Maple Bacon Sin
11. Sugar Beet CRUSH
12. Swamp Donkey Butter
13. Sugar Butt
14. The Milk 2
15. Berry Blow Doe
1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12: Deer Attractant for Hunters
2, 3, 9, 10, 13, 14, 15: E-Juice Flavor